Nuttin’ For Christmas Ringtones

One, two, three, four! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad I broke my bat on Johnny's head Somebody snitched on me I hid a frog in sister's bed Somebody snitched on me I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug I made Tommy eat a bug Bought some gum with a penny slug And somebody snitched on me Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad I won't be seeing Santa Clause Somebody snitched on me He won't come visit me because Somebody snitched on me Next year I'll be goin' straight Next year I'll be good, just wait I'd start now, but it's too late 'Cause somebody snitched on me Oh-oh-oh-oh I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad You'd better be good, whatever you do 'Cause if you don't, I'm warning you You'll get nuttin' for Christmas Nuts! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas (hey, hey!) Mommy and Daddy are mad (they're so mad!) I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas (hey, hey!) 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad Well I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Because I contributed to the greenhouse affect Which is melting polar ice caps Which melts the North Pole Where Santa Clause lives; he's mad (poor Santa) Stop

All the trees alight, all the holly streaming The town has come to life, waiting for Christmas I still feel alone, searching for some meaning Until you come home, I'm waiting for Christmas with you Christmas without you, a long, dark shade of blue I feel like I've been waiting here forever All the gifts arrive, all the children singing Gathered 'round the fire, waiting for Christmas I could sing along, but I can't find the meaning The melody feels wrong, I'm waiting for Christmas with you Oh, when I see your face on this Christmas day I'll know the light of love brought us together But until that hour, my eyes will be wide open I'm like a little child, waiting for Christmas When that morning comes, we can count our blessings It was worth it all along, waiting for Christmas with you

It's remarkable To think that a baby boy born in a stable No prestige, no privilege No social media or social status Political campaigns or private airplanes And yet, he turned B.C. into A.D. He flipped the world on its head He's the most famous name around the globe Inspired the most read book ever written He reconnected us to Heaven and, in turn, brought Heaven down to Earth And now he offers us redemption A fresh start, freedom So that we can hold our heads high And march through this life knowing that we are never alone That every woman and man, boy and girl To all of us who feel like we have nothing left, nothing to bring That we can know that God is smiling at us That he's loving us, that we are enough So light up that Christmas tree Stand under the mistletoe Surround yourself with the ones that you love the most And together, let's celebrat The greatest news this world has ever known

Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the day I just can't wait 'til Christmastime When I can grope you in the hay Easy come, easy go Have a good time with lots of dough Slippin' up high, slippin' down low Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show Yeah Alright Listen, I like female form in minimum dress Money to spend with a capital S Get a date with the woman in red Wanna be in Heaven with three in a bed He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it But I want it, but it don't matter She got it And I can't get it I want a mistress for Christmas I want a mistress for Christmas Oh, yeah Ha-ha, yeah I want a mistress for Christmas Come on Easy come, easy go Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah He got it, I want it They got it, I can't have it I want it, don't matter She got it and I can't get it (Mistress) he got it, and I want it (For Christmas) they got it and I can't have it (Mistress) but I want it, it don't matter (For Christmas) she got it And I can't get a mistress for Christmas You know what I'm talkin' about (Mistress for Christmas) you gotta send me down You gotta send me down (Mistress for Christmas) I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed (Mistress for Christmas) I can hear you coming down my smoke stack I wanna ride on your reindeer, honey And ring the bells, yeah